Alexa! Play horn music!

My gf

Sent me a video

Of our “retirement plan”

I watched it

While my dad

Tried to fix

Our coffee maker

Cows

In an expansive field

Wearing bells

Listening to a band

Of men playing horns

So beautiful!

I thought.

I wanted to hear more

So I asked

Alexa!

Play horn music on Spotify!

Not realizing

That

Wow!

There are playlists

For horny people.

I tried

Again

Like ten times

To say it differently

Alexa!

Play music with horns

Alexa!

Play horned band music

Alexa!

Play horns!

Frustrated

Alexa!

Play the horn music

Played to cows

in Switzerland.

Still.

And now

I can’t get it off

My recommended music list

On my large Amazon

Mission Control screen

In my kitchen.

Horny music

Because I asked for it.

Ten plus times

It was weird-ish

For a minute there

When my dad and I

Tried to pretend

That Deepthroat 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Wasn’t playing

Over and over

Despite my pleas

To please

Just play horn music