Katarina, you’re in idiot

Katarina

You’re an idiot

I’m sorry, 10m+

Works on letters? 😂😂😂

Must be her first child! 🏆

I remember thinking

My first child

Was left handed

When he was several months old

I was at a mommy and me

Partyish thing

And I said

To a mom of two children

Over 2 yrs old

(Who still didn’t know

If her children were

Lefty or righty 😮!)

My child is a lefty

🏆 🏆 🏆

Like I won the brainiac/baseball player lottery

Remember

At the time

My son was….

Nearly sitting up age

5 months? 7 months?

Anywho

I was proud proud proud

And if he’s not a lefty

I exclaimed

In the middle of the living room

Sitting on the floor

In a pow wow

Of other moms

And extraordinary babies

Mostly first children

Then he’s definitely ambi!!

Kid uses both hands perfectly

Pretty sure I added

Geesh

I would pay to have been

Another mom in that room

Today

I do hate

That I love to poke fun

At other people

I don’t know

Like Katarina

Big tough girl

I am

With two kids now

Scoff!

(But still….adds item to cart)

I mean, letters at 10m+

My second child

13 months

is a lefty

And a genius

We’re pretty sure

She had fish oil

In her green smoothie

Just this morning

She’s totally got this