I highly recommend
not reading the news
about US deportations
of hard gangsters
to El Salvador’s biggest prison
after reading scripture
and staying up “way” past bedtime
looking at photos
of this prison
😳!!!!
I had a dream
last night
that I traveled to El Salvador
and brought a red apple
with me
in my bag
from the US.
I walked into El Salvador
through a turnstile
(don’t ask)
and ran through a dirt field
about 50 meters
towards a trash can
to check and see
if apples had been discarded
which meant
they weren’t permitted
to cross the border.
Which meant
they were illegal.
(This happened to me at JFK.)
Upon second thought
running halfway to the bin
in the middle of the dirt field
I turned around
and ran back for the turnstile
with my apple
and made it back to the US
before I was caught
and sent to prison
in El Salvador
for entering
with an illegal apple.
That’s one bad apple
and one lame
or exciting
and confusing
nightmare.
I’ll tell you one thing
that prison
will make anyone
a rule follower.
Don’t even tempt
this world
with an illegal apple!
Tut tut!