Then I remembered who I am

I was going to put that bronzing illuminating lotion on my legs today to give em a nice glow but then I remembered who I am.

Crawling the floors looking for a bow Morgan will inevitably rip out of her hair, Matt finds me in a questionable position—is she dead?!?— and instead of checking on me, he says, “honey, I’m taking a photo of you in .5 to make your legs look thinner.”

Thanks, hun!!!!!!!

I also shot this (a few times) in .5 this AM

Lookin like a million bucks waist up!!!!