Who am I becoming?
Yes
Immediately regretted signing up
For a stroller workout class
That encouraged me to
Bring my smile
S-M-I-L-E
They spelled it out
In their workout wrap up song
I was melting
Great workout she said to me
Look at you dripping
But I must have done
I don’t know…
Half of what I normally do
But in the blazing heat
And humidity
I could have only stood there
And she would have patted me on the back
Good job, mama!
(On how I do hate good job, mama!)
I do not belong
In a group of women
Cheering each other on
I feel much more suited
To being
In a group of women
Viciously fighting for first place
Second place is first loser!!!!!
Those kinda gals
I brought a breathe right strip
Just in case
One of the moms
Got really competitive
And I needed a competitive advantage
Alas
Didn’t need to use it
Bummer
But those damn workout bands
Looped through the tennis court fence
And Ms.Rachel blasting
All the colors of the rainbow
As I watched on
To several tennis matches
Feeling forlorn
Why am I not on the other side of this fence
Smacking the shit out of those balls
Annoyed at a mommy group
Blasting rainbow songs
From a Bluetooth speaker
Welp!
One day…
Anyway
I asked the guys
Playing tennis
How do you like our rainbow song?
I’m not sure
Our mommy and me instructor
Plays tennis
Bc she would not
Have been blasting rainbow music
Right behind four old guys
Playing a tennis match
But anyway
I met a new friend
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
She did smile!
I did too! Weird!
I am sore and had a good time
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
Who am I becoming?
Next time, join the old guys playing tennis….