Google What the H*ll is This?
In the middle of
A spring (all year) cleaning—
Purge.
Anything that hasn’t been used
In 6 months
Bye-bye!
Came across
This device
And I thought
Looks like we’ve used it
In the last six months.
Toilet unclogger?
Thing to tie a kite to?
Rocket launcher holder?
Ah
Checks out.
As my dad says
Give a man a fish
He’ll eat for a day
Teach him to fish
And he’ll never come home.
Speaking of which
I could use parental relief
Or an adult convo
Right about now
But I wore those
Again!!!!!
See for yourself.
Shake yo petuniaaaaaas
Google what the h*ll are petunias?